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Notes To The Rural Milkman

Friday, September 14, 2012

"Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one."

"Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk." 

"Please don't leave any more milk. All they do is drink it"

"Milkman please close the gate behind you because the birds keep pecking the tops off the milk."

"Sorry not to have paid your bill before, but my wife had a baby and I've been carrying it around in my pocket for weeks."

"Sorry about yesterdays note. I didn't mean one egg and a dozen pints, but the other way round."

"When you leave my milk knock on my bedroom window and wake me because I want you to give me a hand to turn the mattress."

"Please knock. My television's broken down and I missed last nights 'Sopranos.' If you saw it, will you tell me what happened."

"My daughter says she wants a milkshake. Do you do it before you deliver or do I have to shake the bottle."

"Please send me a form for cheap milk, for I have a baby two months old and did not know about it until a neighbour told me."

"Milk is needed for the baby. Father is unable to supply it." 

"From now on please leave two pints every other day and one pint on the days in between, except Wednesdays and Saturdays when I don't want any milk." 

"My back door is open. Please put milk in 'fridge, get money out of cup in drawer and leave change on kitchen table , because we want to play bingo tonight."

"Please leave no milk today. When I say today, I mean tomorrow, for I wrote this note yesterday...or is it today ?"

"When you come with the milk please put the coal on the boiler, let dog out and put newspaper inside the screen door. PS. Don't leave any milk."

"No milk. Please do not leave milk at No. 14 either as he is dead until further notice."

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
REXTINE1 9/15/2012 3:25PM

    That's a great blog. I remember the milkman, and the iceman too. I though both had disappeared a long time ago, but GGMOM06 says there is a milkman in action just a few miles from her.

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JET150 9/15/2012 9:03AM

    Love it! We loved our milkman. I still remember on Fridays in Lent my mom would have him bring a quart of chocolate milk to make up for the fact we, as Catholics, couldn't eat meat. Us kids didn't really miss the meat, but we sure loved the chocolate milk!

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GGMOM06 9/14/2012 7:42PM

    emoticon there is still a milk man a few miles from us and he delivers by truck everyday.

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1CRAZYDOG 9/14/2012 6:05PM

    It's a wonder that milkman got anything done for all the notes! LOL

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MISSDAISY23 9/14/2012 3:35PM

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100LBLIGHTER 9/14/2012 11:24AM

    F-U-N-N-Y .....FUNNY! Wish I had a milk man I have been out of milk for two days... emoticon

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SCOOTDOG 9/14/2012 10:49AM


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RANDOM00B 9/14/2012 10:28AM

    Oh, this is a great way to start the morning! emoticon

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WOUBBIE 9/14/2012 9:15AM

    LOL! Great ones!

That reminds me, I'll have to tell my kids that we still had milk deliveries when I was young. I still have the little aluminum cooler box that you left by the door somewhere - or at least my mom probably does, anyway!

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IDLETYME 9/14/2012 9:14AM

    I remember ours! emoticon

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TINY67 9/14/2012 8:41AM


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BEARGODDESS 9/14/2012 8:15AM

    emoticon I remember rural milkmen!

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