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jokes aND BIGGEST LOSER AND SPARK LIVE

Thursday, September 13, 2012

One thing I will work on during the biggest loser challenge is getting myself a support network. Since spark live meeting our going by the wayside I will no longer have that support as much. So I will try to build a support system, It is good some of my best friend on spark were never part of spark live. Even so many of my best friend were part of spark live. Also by the way I started a former spark live member is anyone want to join it./ it is a public team. y relationship on my blue team and my other teams.
Jokes
The Greatest Country And Western Songs Of All Time
* Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed
* Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
* I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
* I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
* I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
* I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
* I Wanna Whip Your Cow
* I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell
Yuck
* I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal
Lobotomy
* I've Got The Hungries For Your Love And I'm Waiting In
Your Welfare Line
* If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
* If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone
Else Who Will
* Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
* My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear
John Was Breaking My Heart
* My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss
Him
* Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
* She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
* She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
* Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
* They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face
From Breakin' Out
* When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I'll Think You're
Walking In
* You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too
* You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
* You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

One of the mysteries of life is that a two pound box of chocolates can make you gain five pounds.
The reason women over 50 don't have babies is because we would put them down and Forget where we put them.
It's time to give up jogging for your health when your thighs keep rubbing together and starting your pants on fire.
What happens if you confuse your Valium with your birth control pills?
You have 12 kids, but you don't really care.
Skinny people bug me. They say things like, "Sometimes I forget to eat." Now, I've forgotten my keys, my glasses, my address and my mother's maiden name. But I have never forgotten to eat! You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!
What is the best way to forget your troubles? Wear tight clothes.
One of the mysteries of life is that a two pound box of chocolates can make you gain five pounds.
Why is it harder to lose weight as you get older? Because by that time your body and your fat have become really good friends.
My mind doesn't wander, it leaves completely.
What happens when you leave an outfit hanging in your closet for a while? I shrinks two sizes.
It's nice to live in a small town, because if you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.
I read some article which said that the symptoms of stress are impulse buying, eating too much and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's what I call a perfect day.
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SIM1SAYS 9/14/2012 6:01PM

    You always make me smile.

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2WHEELEDSHARON 9/13/2012 11:09PM

    Ok I can help support you. Great songs, lol!

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COACHKRYSTIE 9/13/2012 8:37PM

    We'll still have our meetings, same group of people that were always there Tue, Thur, Fri Sun will still be meeting :)

Love you KarenMarie

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CMRAND54 9/13/2012 7:16PM

    Cute song titles.

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POORGIRL_DIET 9/13/2012 7:01PM

    Where is the 'Biggest Loser' challenge taking place? Good luck with it

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GRANDMABABA 9/13/2012 5:11PM

    Thanks for the chuckles. In a way too busy day I needed this funny break!

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