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I want this performance to be as realistic as possible

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

A man went into the pet shop, "I am playing Long John Silver in the local amateur dramatic societies version of Treasure Island and need a parrot to sit on my shoulder," he said.

"I don't have any parrots at the moment, but you wouldn't want a real parrot for that. It would squawk in all the wrong places, poop on your shoulder and generally be a nuisance. What you need is a stuffed parrot. Just as realistic and easily controlled."

"I'm not sure a stuffed parrot would be okay," said the customer. "I do want this performance to be as realistic as possible."

"I am sure a stuffed parrot would be fine," said the pet shop owner. "I have one at home. I'll bring it in and if you come back on Thursday you can have it."

"Sorry," said the customer, "I can't make it on Thursday. That's the day I'm having my leg cut off."
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ALICERIEGER 9/14/2012 10:46AM

    That,s a little too realistic

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GRAMMAP1 9/12/2012 11:58PM

    Peg leg Pete, eh?

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ALEXSGIRL1 9/12/2012 7:26PM

    omg good joke

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