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Police Comments were taken from police car videos

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

The following 15 Police Comments were taken from actual police car videos around the country. Count down to #1...

#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."

# 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."

#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the
speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."

#11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can
write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

#10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think
it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O. K., I'm warning you not to do that
again or I'll give you another ticket."

#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are

drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go
to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and corn dogs and step in monkey poo. "

#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

#4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"

#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

#2 "I'm glad to hear that chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend

of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

The envelope please.....................


#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here."

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
MISSDAISY23 9/12/2012 3:37PM


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ALICERIEGER 9/12/2012 8:13AM


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MI-ELLKAYBEE 9/12/2012 1:42AM

    emoticon Love your blogs!

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BALLOUZOO 9/11/2012 9:23PM

    Thank you for the funnies :)

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LADYJAKE1 9/11/2012 8:52PM

    My daughter is her 9th week at the police academy, I will show her this thread.

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AQUAGIRL08 9/11/2012 6:12PM

    Thanks for the laugh!!!!

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BARCLE 9/11/2012 3:53PM

    These are classic - love 'em emoticon

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COACHPENNY 9/11/2012 3:08PM

    Oh man...these are priceless. Yes, they are bad but, I wouldn't want to be a cop. They have to balance the macho (even the women cops) with enforcement and fairness.

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BICKEY11 9/11/2012 2:27PM


Comment edited on: 9/11/2012 2:29:00 PM

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BICKEY11 9/11/2012 2:27PM

    thank god i'm pretty!

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MSLZZY 9/11/2012 2:08PM


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PICKIE98 9/11/2012 2:07PM

    My dad was a police officer,, I heard a few of these, but they are all funny! I like the toaster oven one,, wish it was true!!

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