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Remember this poem?

Sunday, September 09, 2012

Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps,

Bug-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants!

I'm about to tell you a story I've never heard before,

So pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

Admission is free, so pay at the door.

One fine day, in the middle of the night,

two, dead boys got up to fight.

Back to back, they faced each other,

drew their swords and shot each other.

A deaf policeman heard the noise,

and saved the lives of the two dead boys.

If you don't believe my lies are true,

ask the blind man, he saw it too!

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
NAYPOOIE 9/11/2012 7:40PM

    That was amazingly silly.

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CJSARGENT1 9/10/2012 9:32PM


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MISSDAISY23 9/10/2012 12:29PM

    emoticon for sharing! It made me smile!

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    I never heard this before... but it's cute, thanks!

Debb :)

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COACHPENNY 9/9/2012 11:46PM

    I remember this!

Also reminds me of "Oh Susannah"

It rained all night, the day I left
The weather was so dry

The sun so hot, I froze myself
Susannah don't you cry

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SCOOTDOG 9/9/2012 10:03PM

    emoticon Cute, never heard before.

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ALEXSGIRL1 9/9/2012 8:39PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon love this thanks

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ALICERIEGER 9/9/2012 8:08PM

    Love it!

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CARRAND 9/9/2012 7:39PM


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MARYB73 9/9/2012 7:09PM

    I can't remember ever hearing the beginning of it but I do remember the rest.
Mary B

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GARDENQE2 9/9/2012 7:05PM


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PARKERB2 9/9/2012 5:44PM

    Thanks for sharing.

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