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Don't know what an Antartian is???

Friday, September 07, 2012

An Antartian died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gates Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer three questions:

1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".

2. How many seconds are in a year?

3. What is God's first name?

The Antartian thought for a few minutes and answered...

1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.

2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

3. God has two first names, and they are Andy and Howard."

Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct.

But how did you get 12 seconds in a year, and why did you ever think that God's first name was either Andy or Howard?"

The Antartian replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc...."

"OK, I give," said Saint Peter, "but what about the God's first name stuff?"

The Antartian said, "Well, from the song....Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own..., and the prayer...Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name...."

Saint Peter let him in without another word.

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
CATLADY52 9/8/2012 8:56PM

    emoticon On the nose!

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COACHPENNY 9/7/2012 8:42PM

    so funny!

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NAYPOOIE 9/7/2012 5:17PM

    I don't know what an Antarian is. Am I being dense?

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ALICERIEGER 9/7/2012 12:26PM

    Love it!

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MISSDAISY23 9/7/2012 10:24AM


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KIWIANN 9/7/2012 9:12AM

    emoticon Thanks - that made me laugh!!

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    cute, thanks! :)

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SUNNIEMCPH 9/7/2012 5:50AM

  What a fun way to start my day! Thank you!

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123ELAINE456 9/7/2012 5:15AM


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FITANDFIFTY2 9/7/2012 12:50AM

    Very good one!! Thank you for sharing!

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