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The Lawyer and the Lexus

Thursday, August 30, 2012

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.

As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the driver's side.

The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.

Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

"I can not believe how materialistic you lawyers are," the cop said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex!"
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OVERACTIVEELBOW 8/31/2012 3:28PM

    Lawyers must really like this one..

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LIS193 8/31/2012 10:44AM

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TRAVELISMYGAME 8/31/2012 10:31AM

    lol

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DESERTDREAMERS 8/30/2012 4:51PM

    Literally emoticon

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MERRYMARY42 8/30/2012 4:25PM

    ok, I think I know a few of them my self emoticon

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TINY67 8/30/2012 12:05PM

    emoticon I know people like him.

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SIBLEYHONEYBEE 8/30/2012 11:44AM

    Crazy!

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GAYLLYNNE 8/30/2012 9:56AM

    Love this one! hahahahaha!!

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SOKKERNUT 8/30/2012 9:44AM

    That one is the best! And I work for lawyers! emoticon

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WELLNESSME09 8/30/2012 9:18AM

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JILLITA55 8/30/2012 9:07AM

    Really funny. Thanks for sharing. I got a good laugh. Needed it!

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