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Feline Physics

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Law of Cat Inertia - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. 

Law of Cat Motion - A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction. 

Law of Cat Magnetism - All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

Law of Cat Thermodynamics - Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.

Law of Cat Stretching - A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.

Law of Cat Sleeping - All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for the cat.

Law of Refrigerator Observation - If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.

Law of Electric Blanket Attraction - Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.

Law of Random Comfort Seeking - A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.

Law of Bag/Box Occupancy - All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond. 

Law of Cat Embarrassment - A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.

Law of Cat Disinterest - A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him. 

Law of Pill Rejection - Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity. 

Law of Cat Composition - A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.

Law of Cat Elongation - A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it. 

Law of Cat Obstruction - A cat must lay on the floor in such a position to obstruct the maximum amount of human foot traffic.

Law of Cat Acceleration - A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.

Law of Dinner Table Attendance - Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served. 

Law of Rug Configuration - No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.

Law of Obedience Resistance - A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her to do something. 

First Law of Energy Conservation - Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible. 

Second Law of Energy Conservation - Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.

Law of Milk Consumption - A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can. 

Law of Furniture Replacement - A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.

Law of Cat Landing - A cat will always land in the softest place possible; often the mid- section of an unsuspecting, reclining human.

Law of Fluid Displacement - A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.

And this one suggested by Spark Friend: GINNJEN1974

Law of Cat Therapy: A cat will find a non-cat-lover and make themselves at home on that person's lap.

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
MISSDAISY23 8/27/2012 11:04AM

    emoticon for sharing!

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MYREALANA 8/27/2012 10:22AM

    You think it's hard to give a cat a pill? My Balinese had surgery on his face and needed eyedrops four times a day in addition to pain meds and antibiotics. I got the hang of the pills and liquid syringes, but eyedrops? Give me a break. Even putting him in the "purrito" didn't help.

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*MADHU* 8/27/2012 3:52AM

    Love these emoticon

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GRAMMAP1 8/26/2012 7:39PM

    Wow, someone knows cats very well. I agree with all of them. I have a brother that is a fastidious dresser and hates Kitties have always welcomed him with rubbing their fur and leaving some on his pant legs. So I especially applaud the last one. emoticon

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PAMATX 8/26/2012 2:05PM

    Very cute. And true!

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REDRUDY5 8/26/2012 12:38PM


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123ELAINE456 8/26/2012 12:36PM

  Awesome!!! Feline Phyics. How true and purrrrrrfect these laws are. God Best You and Have a Wonderful Week. Thank You for sharing these with us.

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DMF2012 8/26/2012 11:14AM

    Thanks for sharing!

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ALICERIEGER 8/26/2012 10:15AM


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COACHPENNY 8/26/2012 9:36AM

    A cat will find any stray ray of sunshine to sprawl in...preferably in the middle of a doorway or on the dining room table.

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TWEETYKC00 8/26/2012 8:34AM

    Good cat laws! lol.

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BEARGODDESS 8/26/2012 8:09AM

    Very true! emoticon

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GINNJEN1974 8/26/2012 7:58AM

    SO true lol

There should also be one about how a cat will find a non lover of cats and go make them self at home on said persons lap.

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ATLTRAINR 8/26/2012 7:43AM


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MRE1956 8/26/2012 7:37AM

    So true!

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