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Gonna Be A Bear!!!!!

Friday, August 24, 2012

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

YUP, gonna be a bear!!!!!

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
EMERALDGREEN1 8/26/2012 3:54PM

    Where do I sign up???? :)

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CEB2007 8/26/2012 9:30AM

    I like this. Maybe I'll be your bear neighbor.

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ARTJAC 8/24/2012 11:45PM


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SPIRIT42013 8/24/2012 11:35PM

    Sounds like a good plan! I'll join you in the cave, too! emoticon

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MISSDAISY23 8/24/2012 10:42PM

    me, too! emoticon

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DIDMIS 8/24/2012 10:34PM

    That is so cute. Love it.

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LMMIMI 8/24/2012 10:03PM

    Count me in! emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 8/24/2012 9:24PM

    Make room in that den for lots of company!! I'm THERE!

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FLAME42 8/24/2012 7:35PM

    Do you suppose we could have dens right next to each other? Sounds like a good deal to me.

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INFLATED 8/24/2012 7:09PM


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MS.ELENI 8/24/2012 6:39PM

    me too emoticon

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NEW-CAZ 8/24/2012 5:01PM

    emoticon I'm with you!

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SHERYLDS 8/24/2012 4:59PM

    I'm with you emoticon

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TWEETYKC00 8/24/2012 4:39PM

    Sounds like a plan to me!

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