Wednesday, August 22, 2012
As I was working out today I looked down and realized that my boobs have decided to divorce. They were no longer clinging to each other as if they couldn't bear the thought of me losing weight. But I am losing weight and with so my boobs are getting smaller. This is the one downfall of weight loss.
So now that my boobs have finalized their plans I have asked them to talk to my thighs and they agreed. So look out thighs it won't be long before your paperwork is final and you no longer rub against each other in protest.