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JOKE OF THE WEEK - THREE BEARS STORY

Wednesday, August 22, 2012


Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table,
he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my
porridge?!!", he squeaks.

Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks
into his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my
porridge?!!", he roars.

Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the
kitchen and yells, "For Pete's sake, how many times do we have to
go through this?"

It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who woke
everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dish-
washer from last night, and put everything away, it was Momma
Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper,
it was Momma Bear who set the table, it was Momma Bear who put the
cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish,
and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-buts downstairs,
and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good,
cause I'm only going to say this one more time...

"I HAVEN'T MADE THE PORRIDGE YET!!~"
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ARTJAC 9/14/2012 6:10AM

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HUNGRYWOMAN2 8/23/2012 5:29PM

    This rings so true! emoticon emoticon

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DONNABRIGHT 8/23/2012 8:48AM

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GOANNA2 8/23/2012 4:51AM

    So glad everyone has enjoyed this one. emoticon

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PRAIRIECROCUS 8/23/2012 2:16AM

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FRAN0426 8/22/2012 10:11PM

    Tht is too cute, and for some soooooooo true

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PHATPAT18 8/22/2012 4:39PM

    Cute.

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PARKERB2 8/22/2012 11:54AM

    This is so true for us females in relation to the males, right?

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MORTICIAADDAMS 8/22/2012 9:05AM

    LOL. I can totally relate!

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HEALTHYLU1 8/22/2012 7:49AM

    Cute! emoticon

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EMGERBER 8/22/2012 7:36AM

    I enjoy this it started my day with a laugh.

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ECONLADY 8/22/2012 7:33AM

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ROX525 8/22/2012 7:16AM

    Isn't this the truth!!!!

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PRINMAOTONYANE 8/22/2012 7:05AM

  You just cheered me up. Thank you so much emoticon

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TEXANS1STLADY 8/22/2012 7:02AM

    Super cute! emoticon

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