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tuesday Jokes and My Daily Self-Assessment

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Jokes and My Daily Self-Assessment
Fast break goal
Use a piece of fitness equipment each day : 1x / day –fitness equipment –dumbell
Drink eight 8-oz cups of water each day –yes I got my water in
Write in a journal 3 times per week yes I write my blog yesterday
Track food- track imoring but since I ate the rest of the buffett didn’t know how to track dinner
Motivation –wanted to be able to tell you guys I did strength so last night while mom was watching tv I did strength training next to her it work out pretty
Motivational quotes of the day
The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.” – Vidal Sassoon


My Daily Self-Assessment
Making healthy food choices –I did so and making good choice since I need to finish the food leftover from my nephew party.
Being physically active –yes I was really active yesterday
Feeling motivated- yes I felt motivated
Sticking with my program overall except for learning how to take in less calories I did well on my plan
Highlights
I broke my record in the mile I walk a mile in 19 min
Challenges-. Trying not to overeat yesterday while finishing food form the party
Okay sparkcoach Say you should have exercise workout plan so here mine for next week
My Workout plan
This week, we are going to focus on a different part of the body each day for a all around workout.

One day, focus on stretching exercises such as yoga, one day on upper body, one day on lower body, one day on core, and one day cardio and one day do circuit training.

6 days...6 different types of movement! 7 day my choice


1st day Cardio[ did wii gold gym cardio boxing and did my biggest loser walking dvd with ball so my cardio was done 2nd day CARDIO AND STRENGTH did a walking video with shapely girl and did 15 min of strength while being with mom in the living while she was watching tv. Mom want me with her when in the evening
3RD day CARDIO did coach Nicole cardio workout and did a mile walk and will do something when I get home hopefully
t4th day STRENGTH
5TH DAY CARDIO 6 TH DAY FLEXIBILITY 7TH DAY CARDIO AND STRENGTH
Jokes
DIETING


This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day.

BREAKFAST
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

LUNCH
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's Kiss

AFTERNOON TEA
The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate-chip topping

DINNER
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family-size Supreme pizza
3 Snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

How to be Annoying in the Computer Lab
• Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
• Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
• Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
• Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.
• Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say, "Just in case..." mysteriously.
• Every time you press return and there is processing time required, pray, "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohple
aseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
• If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Thong Song" whenever there is processing time required.
• Draw a picture of a man on a piece of paper and tape it to your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates you and then complain loudly that men are worthless.
• When you start up a PC, ask loudly where the smiling Apple face is.
• Sit and stare at the screen, chomping on your nails. After doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you.
• Take the keyboard and sit on it. Type like this. Then go and complain about the bad working conditions.
• Laugh hysterically, shout "You will all perish in a great flood" and continue working.
• Bring some dry ice and make it look like the computer is smoking.
• When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best.
• Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work.
• Run into the computer lab, shout, "The Apocalypse is here!" then calmly sit down and begin to type.
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IAMWINNING 8/21/2012 6:53PM

    Sounds good to me, Karen. emoticon

I may have to go buy the ingredients for the stress diet....I certainly have the stress! LOL

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PROUDLILMOM 8/21/2012 5:46PM

    You are doing great. Keep up the great work :)

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2WHEELEDSHARON 8/21/2012 2:17PM

    You're doing great, much better than that stress diet! Lol.
Good for you for doing ST while you watch tv with mom. I watched tv yesterday but I can't admit to doing anything else. Oh well at least I wasn't stuffing my face.
Have a fantastic week!

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PHATPAT18 8/21/2012 2:17PM

    cute jokes

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