Advertisement -- Learn more about ads on this site.


    PATRICIAANN46   251,002
SparkPoints
100,000 or more SparkPoints
 
 
Good News and Bad News

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they HAVE. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love.......I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.........HOW SOON CAN I GO HOME?"

emoticon
SHARE
  Member Comments About This Blog Post:

0309COOKIE 8/20/2012 2:10PM

    Oh, my!

Report Inappropriate Comment
PATTISTAMPS 8/20/2012 10:19AM

    There is a lesson here....

Report Inappropriate Comment
INFLATED 8/20/2012 4:29AM

    LOL!

Report Inappropriate Comment
MRE1956 8/20/2012 4:05AM

    Oops!

emoticon

Still gotta emoticon though!

Report Inappropriate Comment
MOMMA_BEAR_69 8/20/2012 3:41AM

    I can relate. Was he wash and dry?!?!?! emoticon emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
NEW-CAZ 8/20/2012 3:08AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
ARTJAC 8/20/2012 1:03AM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
SPIRIT42013 8/19/2012 11:42PM

    Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Report Inappropriate Comment
MISSDAISY23 8/19/2012 7:22PM

    emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment
TWEETYKC00 8/19/2012 6:40PM

    sounds like something my family members would do!

Report Inappropriate Comment
MS.ELENI 8/19/2012 6:18PM

    emoticon emoticon

Report Inappropriate Comment

Add Your Comment to the Blog Post


Log in to post a comment.
 


Other Entries by PATRICIAANN46