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The Purina Diet-good or bad?

Friday, August 17, 2012

I was at Walmart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog, while in the check-out line a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. Now that you've read this I have to confess, I copied it from someone else. Share and make someone else smile today..... I thought this was too funny so I had to share with my Sparkfriends!

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CARRAND 8/21/2012 3:09PM

    I was in line behind someone once buying 12 cans of pineapple chunks and a bag of dog food. I had to wonder what kind of party she was having.

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GOING4MUSCLE 8/19/2012 9:54PM

    This diet might actually work! emoticon When I was a kid, my friend and I ate her dogs Gravy Train (dry) food right out of the bag. It really was not that bad!! emoticon

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CELIAMINER 8/19/2012 10:26AM

    I laughed so hard, I had tears streaming down my face! This needs to get a popular blog award!

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JILLIANPRNCSS 8/19/2012 6:36AM

    Did you buy Purina One or was it the Pro Plan so I can try it? emoticon

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VAMPYRE03 8/19/2012 5:08AM

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THANKS!!!!! I'm so passing this story on!!!!

Have a great day!!!!

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YAFENELRA 8/18/2012 9:23PM

    emoticon That is just too funny!!

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    Hilarious!! emoticon emoticon

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LINDAMARIEZ1 8/18/2012 7:45PM

    cute cute cute!

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    emoticon Too funny!

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SHARON10002 8/18/2012 3:59PM

    Terrific! You had me at Diet . . . emoticon
Thanks for the laugh Carla. I was picturing you at the grocery store doing this!
Guess the visualization techniques are working! emoticon

Comment edited on: 8/18/2012 4:00:07 PM

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LALAFLOWERS 8/18/2012 12:21PM

    I was wondering where you were going... thanks for the laugh!

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KITT52 8/18/2012 8:49AM

    very cute....thanks for sharing

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MNABOY 8/18/2012 12:00AM

    Thanks, I really enjoyed the laugh.

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WVMOM1 8/17/2012 11:22PM

  Thanks I really needed that laugh after a stressful day! emoticon

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