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Wednesday, August 15, 2012

This blog is rated PG-13 for SC, L, PN and for AAF *

Today I mixed it up!!

Yippee!! I did too.

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It wasn't bad. Actually, today I decided to be bold, to be different. I worked with my hearing aids IN!! whoa

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Yup. It was AMAZING!! I could hear Debbie telling me when to breathe and counting to eight and "just a few more, I know it hurts" type thing and I swear the hour went by that much faster because of it. AND, I know it sounds crazy, but I swear I was able to do the lunges better. Was it because I'm finally getting the hang of it after 3 years.....or hearing has something to do with balance? You be the judge. So, at the risk of having sweat pour into my ears and shorting them out (that's what a warranty is for, right?) I shall remain able hearing for the duration of my DVD workouts...I may even attempt the gym classes with these babies in. At least until I get the jargon and memorize everything, of course, that's when one must switch up a routine. Who knew having mild disabilities such as being blind and deaf could be so annoying with working out? I wonder if Helen Keller shared these very same dilemmas?? I wonder if she asked Anne for Jumbo dots on her braille? I know I did...I thank God and science daily for the Stem cell/cataract removal...whew Now I can read the dots just fine.

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Went and bought my girls and I bras....I'm a 38A. Do you know how hard it is to find a 38 A??? dang near impossible. My grandmother and her lack of boobies, I couldn't inherit her toenails or something? I either have to get a B cup and rattle around in there (although they make great pockets for phones, kittens, and whatnot) or strap a 36 A on and pray I can breathe for a bit. I opted not to breathe.


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So, I took out my zucchini from the fridge yesterday. My husband exclaims: "What are you going to do with that?! I can't compare!"

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okay, we'll leave that one alone. Anywhoooosit, I got on my Pinterest and made a creamy zucchini dinner (yum), zucchini brownies, (yum), and two loaves of chocolate zucchini bread (uh, yum?!). After I did the dishes and watched the Big Bang Theory I decided to try the Big Bang Theory on my husband.

BAM!

Oh man, see what workouts, coffee, and pink kitchens do to a gal??






*SC = sexual content, L=language, PN=partial nudity (bras), and AAF= all around fun!! Which I hope you had.
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MRSCLAUS46 8/22/2012 8:08AM

    Just had to comment WOO-HOO emoticon Love your blog! I also wear a hearing aide (only one as other ear is gone) and also have balance problems. Interesting about wearing the aide while exercising--will have to see if it helps! emoticon

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WINACHST 8/18/2012 8:56AM

    First time I read one of your blogs! I just want to say that when I work out I have better workouts when I use a coached program. The "voice inside my head helps me stay focused on what I am doing.

Looking forward to reading more of your blogs.

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KIMPY225 8/17/2012 11:23AM

    I hope you have a great weekend!

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BAKER1009 8/17/2012 11:00AM

    OMG Cori!! You always crack me up. Between bras, zuchinni, and the Big Bag Theory, sounds like a good day to me!

Have an awesome weekend!
Hugs,
Beth

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RUFFIT 8/17/2012 9:54AM

    You are too funny!! Hugs, Moni emoticon

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SHERYL_B 8/17/2012 8:32AM

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PEPPYPATTI 8/16/2012 6:57PM

    You are always so entertaining! I have the same trouble with bras especially since I had a botched up lumpectomy on one breast. I have more room on one side-thats for my cell phone-lol!
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ENDUROVET 8/16/2012 3:52PM

    Ha ha ha - thanks for the laugh, it was much needed!

("Can't compete" - GOOD ONE, honey!)

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CJADERUN 8/16/2012 3:28PM

    I just had a whole blog about bras! Ugh. Sometimes I wish I were a man, because having breasts is expensive and difficult!

Great blog! :D

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LYNSEY723 8/16/2012 3:17PM

    Very funny! Why have I not been reading your blogs all along???

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KIMCOLLINGS 8/16/2012 2:39PM

    Love your blog! So funny! I added you as a friend. Hope you will add me back :)

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STUFFNEARTABOR 8/16/2012 2:01PM

    Too funny!

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VLL723 8/16/2012 10:12AM

    You crack me up! Thanks for brightening up my day.
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MNABOY 8/16/2012 9:21AM

    Should not have read this one but you were too intertaining to quit.

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VITCHY-VICKI 8/16/2012 8:11AM

    emoticon Blog made me laugh emoticon
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FANGFACEKITTY 8/16/2012 6:55AM

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Thanks for the laugh! And I hear ya on the bras!

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TINAJANE76 8/16/2012 6:05AM

    You're a total riot--I love it! I think Playtex and maybe Danskin too make bras 'in-between' sizes like Nearly B for women who are bigger than an A but not quite a B. Maybe one of those would be a better fit for you!

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CORINA-MOMOF4 8/16/2012 12:14AM

    LOL

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SCOOBEES 8/15/2012 11:55PM

    Yeah - totally agree with the bra extender things...didn't know they even existed till about a year ago lol!!! I can breathe! :)

Ooh, haven't done Mix it Up in ages...I miss Debbie '8 more reps' Siebers.

And, as always, your blog is like totally AAF!
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RORYLYONS 8/15/2012 7:07PM

    It is nice to look at life with some laughter... emoticon emoticon

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HOPEFULHIPPO 8/15/2012 4:42PM

    pssch, because that, like totally, made too much sense? fer sure girlfriend.

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KIM_POSSIBLE77 8/15/2012 4:36PM

    ROTFL!!!!! Girl you are NUTS and I LOVE it!!! Why not get the 36 and get one of the extenders for the back? I think they sell them everywhere. That way you can not shake rattle and roll right out of your bra! HAHAHAHA

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