Wrinkled was not one of the things I waned to be when I grew up.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Bacon and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

My husband andI divorced over religious differences.
He thought he was God and I didn't.

Being 'over the hill' is much better than under it!

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere.

I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.