The Night Nurse
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:
"Well, that's great.......that's just great.......some a _ _ _ _ _ _'_ got my pen!"