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Three Ladies In A Sauna

Monday, August 13, 2012

I am sure that you have probably already read this as it is old, but I needed a laugh tonight and this spunky little lady does it for me every time. Enjoy!!!

Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna. (One of the reasons I love her is that she has the nerve to sit naked with two younger women.......I could NEVER do that!!!)

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped..

The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear.

When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.

She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

The older woman finally said, "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax!!!" emoticon

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
EMERALDGREEN1 8/26/2012 5:04PM

    Totally cracked me up! I'm still LMAO!

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UNSTOPPABLE_ 8/18/2012 5:18AM


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ARTJAC 8/17/2012 7:19AM


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VAMPYRE03 8/17/2012 1:11AM

    OMG!!! you're hilarious!!!!

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MISSDAISY23 8/15/2012 11:35PM


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NEWSTARTNANA 8/14/2012 1:40PM

    Terrific story and great blog! I loved it from beginning to end!

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PATTISTAMPS 8/14/2012 1:22PM

    Never mess with old ladies - we have our own weapons and we are NOT afraid to use them, LOL

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TWEETYKC00 8/14/2012 6:02AM

    Good one!

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SUSANBEAMON 8/14/2012 1:02AM

  That was major silly emoticon emoticon emoticon

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NANCYRUBIO 8/13/2012 11:30PM

    emoticon ,I was laughing even before I go to the punch line.

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MS.ELENI 8/13/2012 11:20PM

    emoticon emoticon

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JUDYAMK 8/13/2012 10:57PM

    oh my gosh I cannot stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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