Saturday, August 11, 2012
To every jerk who has ever heckled me on stage while I'm doing something you would never have the guts to even attempt; to every idiot who felt the need to yell something unkind to me from their car as I RAN past you at Hugh McRae or the outskirts of Halyburton; to every hipster chick who has rolled their eyes at me, impatiently waiting to use my machine at Planet Fitness while I complete ANOTHER set: I am unphased. I run faster than you. I eat healthier than you. I lift heavier than you. I am in the best shape of my adult life and it's only going to get better from here. My success is my own, and it's all FOR me. The victory does not belong to you or anyone else. Now get out of my way.