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Saturdays Joke

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: “Change your course 10 degree east.”

The light signals back: “Change yours, 10 degrees west.”

Angry, the captain sends: “I’m a navy captain! Change your course, sir!”

“I’m a seaman, second class,” comes the reply. “Change your course, sir.”

Now the captain is furious. “I’m a battleship! I’m not changing course!”

There is one last reply. “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”
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    Another great one! Thank you!!

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    emoticon emoticon emoticon Hum.......What a choice!!

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    OK - you win LOL!

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    GREAT ONE! I did NOT see that coming!

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    Yikes! Might does NOT always make right!!!

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    who had the right call???!!!! hahahaha

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