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Italian Honeymoon

Tuesday, August 07, 2012

Olda Joke, It'sa still funny........

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.

Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?"

Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down."

"Whatayou mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.

"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia, she pack a biga basketa food. She bringa da vino, some nicea cigars for me, and we werea lookina forward to da trip, and open upa da luncha basaket."

The conductore come aby, waga his finger at us anda say, "No eat in disa car, Musta use a dining car."

So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a biga lunch and starta
to open da bottle of a nice a vino!

Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say, "No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car," So, we go to cluba car.

While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar. The conductore, he waga his finger again and say, "No smokina in disa car, Musta go to a smokina car."

"We go to a smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar. Then my beautiful Virginia, and I, we go to a sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to go badaboom, badaboom and the conductore, he walks through da hallway shouting at a topa his a voice......."

"Nofolka Virginia!"
"Nofolka Virginai"

"Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus."

Member Comments About This Blog Post:

    Hillarious! Love it!

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MISSDAISY23 8/8/2012 12:25PM


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1CRAZYDOG 8/7/2012 8:46PM

    Mama Mia! That'sa somea speecie spicey joke! LOL

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FLAME42 8/7/2012 8:21PM

    HaHa, that was interesting.

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0309COOKIE 8/7/2012 5:28PM

    That was a good one!

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MS.ELENI 8/7/2012 4:21PM

    I needed a good laugh emoticon

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NEWSTARTNANA 8/7/2012 4:05PM

    What a riot! I really enjoyed "dat un".

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SHERYLDS 8/7/2012 3:34PM

    dat wasa guud won

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CHICCHANTAL 8/7/2012 3:30PM

    This is lost on Brits who got an E for Geography. I didn't do Geography so I muddled through ok.

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NEW-CAZ 8/7/2012 3:28PM

    ROFLMREO emoticon

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TWEETYKC00 8/7/2012 3:26PM

    Thanks, I needed the giggle!

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PATTISTAMPS 8/7/2012 3:23PM

    LOVE it! Too funny!! Passing it on...

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JEWELMOTI 8/7/2012 3:18PM

    I just loved this! What a great post. Thanks for sharing.

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