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Eating Chocolate

Monday, August 06, 2012

Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less.

Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?
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ILOVETOCRUISE 8/9/2012 10:40AM

    l love this and it makes sense.

MRSVK11-I like this also.

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ALICERIEGER 8/9/2012 10:34AM

    Perfect logic

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NAYPOOIE 8/7/2012 3:38PM

    Makes sense to me.

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CJSARGENT1 8/7/2012 11:14AM

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OCTOBERBORN 8/7/2012 8:40AM

    Love your logic! emoticon emoticon

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BLKLILY 8/6/2012 10:59PM

    cute emoticon

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MRSVK11 8/6/2012 7:09PM

    Love it !!! I've come up with the 4 new food groups...chocolate, caffine, sugar and chemicals if you eat a chocolate bar with a diet coke you cover all four food groups so it's a balanced meal... emoticon

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AQUAGIRL08 8/6/2012 7:00PM

    emoticon Thanks for the chuckle!

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BEARGODDESS 8/6/2012 5:13PM

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COACHPENNY 8/6/2012 4:13PM

    STOP! I already had enough excuses to EAT MORE CHOCOLATE!

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