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The best way to pray

Saturday, August 04, 2012

A priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby.

"Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray," the priest said.

"No," said the minister. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven."

"You're both wrong," the guru said. "The most effective prayer position is lying down on the floor."

The repairman could contain himself no longer. "Hey, fellas," he interrupted. "The best prayin' I ever did was when I was hangin' upside down from a telephone pole."

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WILSON425 8/8/2012 10:58PM

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WIGIME 8/6/2012 7:13AM

    I don't think that's what they meant, but I'm guessing it was effective! lol

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ELIZACG9 8/5/2012 9:04PM

    They work so hard in the hot weather. God Bless them. emoticon

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SHARJOPAUL 8/5/2012 11:23AM

    LOL and probably very true.

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    Lol.

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    Oh, I bet!!! emoticon

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DONNABRIGHT 8/5/2012 8:29AM

    That'll do it!

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    That would help you pray! emoticon

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IAM_HIS2 8/5/2012 4:55AM

    Got a good laugh!

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KATHRYNLP 8/4/2012 10:38PM

    Oh Yeah.... I'll bet it was loud with a lot of promises...
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DIANE7786 8/4/2012 8:36PM

    Cute! Thanks for sharing!

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