When you finally breakdown and get a cell phone (it could happen) you'll have to put Santa on speed dial. $14!!!!!! I was sure that the very first car repair bill was $500+ and has been rising ever since. But I always maintain good things happen to good people (eventually). Hey we all found Sparkpeople didn't we? Have an awesome birthday my friend! You remain, as always, ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS. Now get your gorgeousness to work! I'm sure FairyWings is missing you.
We're the ones who lucked out in this arrangement. I LOVE your blogs. I love that you're not afraid to say what most of us think. I love that you say it with sass. I love the word vajayjay and that it somehow appears in every blog. I love YOU! Can I adopt you? Or would you adopt me?
@ DOG_MOM - "Glad all you needed was a screw" - Now that's a line worthy of Teeny, ROFL.
I never have any problem getting through one of your blogs, Teeny; they are so awesome, shocking, hilarious and wise! I hope you have a beautiful birthday. I call in to meetings from home instead of driving to work two miles away a lot. I like my cat and my own company better, lol!
Hmmm totally stuck on that tube of vagisil. I mean really I can't think of a single legitimate reason it would be there. I mean if you need to use it at work wouldn't you at least take it to the bathroom......
Can we switch bosses??!!! PLEASE! And where do you work that someone uses vagasil in someone else's office?? Please tell me you work for the company that makes vagasil and someone was just doing market research or something.
Yes, you are awesome and I'm glad you have a fairy wing boss who appreciates you! The birthday turned out pretty good after all! $14 car repairs don't come along every day. Thanks for always bringing a smile my way!
Secondly, thanks for your blog. As always it had me giggling, as quietly as possible of course, so as to not be found out that what I'm doing at work is reading your blog. LOL. Glad the car repair was so inexpensive and REALLY glad a great blog came out of the experience!! :)
What a great start to my day! Another of your Blogs. Wish I had thought of the paper plates thing back when I was single and had no magic dish machine. (Now, hubby-poo loads and unloads, and I play with cats). Happy Birthday!
you awesome Leo. Your blogs are so real and funny. There's no way I won't take the time to read them no matter how looooong they are. Have yourself an rest of the day.
Happy Birthday!! You are a new Spark Friend but I feel I have known you forever and that I should invite you over for coffee! Lol! Have a AMAZING day! Oh yea, and thanks for the fab blog!
So I take it Santa didn't have a towtruck? Or wasn't triple A rated? **Sigh** you're a stronger woman than me. Waiting several hours for a tow would have driven me at-bay it-shay azy-cray (to use your language).
Love the calling in to next door meetings! That's as good as text messaging someone who is in the same house with you! I will have to remember that one! Although I am known to attend meetings via instant message, which is even better because I can get up and walk away and nobody knows!
happy birthday! what color are your crocs? i have hot pink ones and orange ones .... love that they don't smell like donkey ... love your blog post .... you are awesome
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