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Just Another Muffler Birthday Story

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Friday, August 03, 2012

Hey gorgeous,

I moved the content of this blog to its new home, my new blog:

Feel free to drop by and comment. Just have a good old time.



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    Happy Birthday!

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AMCLELLAN 8/3/2012 10:36AM

That was fun to read. Yay Santa for helping you out!!
Have a great day.

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LAURIETAIT 8/3/2012 10:32AM

    When you finally breakdown and get a cell phone (it could happen) you'll have to put Santa on speed dial. $14!!!!!! I was sure that the very first car repair bill was $500+ and has been rising ever since. But I always maintain good things happen to good people (eventually). Hey we all found Sparkpeople didn't we? Have an awesome birthday my friend! You remain, as always, ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS. Now get your gorgeousness to work! I'm sure FairyWings is missing you.
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LOPEYP 8/3/2012 10:26AM

    Firstly, Happy Birthday!! emoticon

I guess it's a good thing that your screw fell out, and not that it was loose. emoticon

Hooray for Santa and people like him who are honest and do only the job that is needed.

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BRAVENEWGRL 8/3/2012 10:21AM

    Awww Santa always comes through in the end! Sounds like it was quite the adventure! Glad you made it through it (hair intact!)!!!


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PAMNANGEL 8/3/2012 10:21AM

    What a day!

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EVER-HOPEFUL 8/3/2012 10:20AM


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VAMANOS 8/3/2012 10:20AM

    We're the ones who lucked out in this arrangement. I LOVE your blogs. I love that you're not afraid to say what most of us think. I love that you say it with sass. I love the word vajayjay and that it somehow appears in every blog. I love YOU! Can I adopt you? Or would you adopt me?

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BLOSSOM2344 8/3/2012 10:19AM

    Wishing you the very best-est Birthday ever! emoticon

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WITHSPIRIT 8/3/2012 10:18AM

    @ DOG_MOM - "Glad all you needed was a screw" - Now that's a line worthy of Teeny, ROFL.

I never have any problem getting through one of your blogs, Teeny; they are so awesome, shocking, hilarious and wise! I hope you have a beautiful birthday. I call in to meetings from home instead of driving to work two miles away a lot. I like my cat and my own company better, lol!

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DENNETJ 8/3/2012 10:18AM

    Hmmm totally stuck on that tube of vagisil. I mean really I can't think of a single legitimate reason it would be there. I mean if you need to use it at work wouldn't you at least take it to the bathroom......

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WOOFGANG 8/3/2012 10:18AM

    You are a funny, sweet girl, and I'm glad you're lucky too.

Happy Birthday!

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ADARKARA 8/3/2012 10:18AM


You are wonderful and snarky and don't ever change!

And I think the word vajayjay is HILARIOUS!

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GBSLIM 8/3/2012 10:15AM

Celebrate for your life and DON'T ____ it up! (as if....)

Totally agree w/FairyWings.

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CASSIOEPIA 8/3/2012 10:10AM

    Happy birthday to YOU!!!

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SLIMGOODY160 8/3/2012 10:06AM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon Happy Birthday! emoticon emoticon emoticon I hope your b-day was / is just as fabulous as you are.

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SNOOKUMS19 8/3/2012 10:06AM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon Have a fabulous day!

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MBSHAZZER 8/3/2012 10:00AM

    Can we switch bosses??!!! PLEASE! And where do you work that someone uses vagasil in someone else's office?? Please tell me you work for the company that makes vagasil and someone was just doing market research or something.


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MAZZYR 8/3/2012 10:00AM

    Hey pretty lady, you are lucky and beautiful!


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HDHAWK 8/3/2012 10:00AM

    Yes, you are awesome and I'm glad you have a fairy wing boss who appreciates you! The birthday turned out pretty good after all! $14 car repairs don't come along every day. Thanks for always bringing a smile my way!

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ELLENSANGEL 8/3/2012 9:56AM

    Happy Birthday Sugar.! emoticon

Glad the car repairs worked out and you didn't let the incident ruin your day.
Love reading your blogs!

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NEWME0519 8/3/2012 9:52AM

    Teeny you are so awesome! Thank you for always putting a smile on my face when reading your blogs. Have the best birthday with some awesome sauce!

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DOG_MOM 8/3/2012 9:50AM

    Happy Birthday to you!
And to your cool shoes!
That sucks about your muuuufffffler
Glad all you needed was a screw

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MUSTANG_SALLY2 8/3/2012 9:42AM

    I hope your FRIDAY birthday is especially great this year. I hope you get to do something fun.

PS I love car repairs that can be done by breaking a twenty! LOL


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    First off - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! :)

Secondly, thanks for your blog. As always it had me giggling, as quietly as possible of course, so as to not be found out that what I'm doing at work is reading your blog. LOL. Glad the car repair was so inexpensive and REALLY glad a great blog came out of the experience!! :)

Have a WONDERFUL day!!

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DESERT_BIRD 8/3/2012 9:38AM

    HaPPy BiRthDaY

P.S. I've been using paper plates too. Love that you're streamlining your life. I'm working on it. Great blog!

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LRWRIGHT149 8/3/2012 9:38AM

    What a great start to my day! Another of your Blogs. Wish I had thought of the paper plates thing back when I was single and had no magic dish machine. (Now, hubby-poo loads and unloads, and I play with cats). Happy Birthday!

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TRUNKJUNK 8/3/2012 9:36AM

    emoticon you awesome Leo. Your blogs are so real and funny. There's no way I won't take the time to read them no matter how looooong they are. Have yourself an emoticon rest of the day.

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NEEKEPOO 8/3/2012 9:34AM

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Happy Birthday!! You are a new Spark Friend but I feel I have known you forever and that I should invite you over for coffee! Lol! Have a AMAZING day! Oh yea, and thanks for the fab blog!
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ROSIE777 8/3/2012 9:32AM

    emoticon you are one Lucky Hot Stuff for sure my sweet friend. emoticon

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IFDEEVARUNS2 8/3/2012 9:32AM

    Happy birthday!
Santa saves money too: hence no AC.

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LMB-ESQ 8/3/2012 9:31AM

    So I take it Santa didn't have a towtruck? Or wasn't triple A rated? **Sigh** you're a stronger woman than me. Waiting several hours for a tow would have driven me at-bay it-shay azy-cray (to use your language).

Love the calling in to next door meetings! That's as good as text messaging someone who is in the same house with you! I will have to remember that one! Although I am known to attend meetings via instant message, which is even better because I can get up and walk away and nobody knows!

Another great blog.... and Happy Birthday!!!

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VALERIEMAHA 8/3/2012 9:28AM

    And I'm lucky too...that the likes of YOU has entered my cyberspace, grrl!

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Your Maha
Hmmmm...walkin' away scratching my head about how one hugs a v-a-g-i-n-a....

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    happy birthday!
what color are your crocs?
i have hot pink ones and orange ones ....
love that they don't smell like donkey ...
love your blog post ....
you are awesome

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