Thursday, August 02, 2012
So work was work - nothing new there but when I get home my wonderful husband had dinner ready which made me change my workout plans. No worries, No stress It's ok change is good.
During dinner I mentioned going for a walk after we finished eating/cleaning up. OK he agreed wow this is going to be great. And here is where everything goes south. Once on the walk he proceeded to change the walking plan we had agreed on (by shortening it) and then when I thought there was another route he felt the need to point out to a University Cop that I was directionally challenged not once but three times... then he felt the need to throw berries at me when I walked faster than him which made the walk O so much more "fun" For reference "The when I walk faster than him" time frame was the entire time since he was walking the speed of a turtle stuck in molasses....mind you he is 6'6" and I'm 5'3" there is NO way I should walk faster than him...his legs come almost to my chest for the love of God.
Once we got home he continued his stupidity by asking me to do like 35 things tomorrow when he doesn't work tomorrow. I ask him to be sure to get an air filter and he lets me know that I AM the one that wants it...really ummm ok you just gave me 35 stupid things to do tomorrow when I will probably work around 11 hours since it's Friday and we are always busy on Friday's and you will be home doing ummm what...ahh yeah that's right NOTHING!
Today is one of those days that I wish Alcohol or chocolate or both had less calories. Because a few chocolate martini's sound really good. I am definitely withdrawing his application for husband of the year and it is already August so fat chance of him being renominated in time to win this year.
Days like today make me envy single people....
Marriage math 1+1 = 2 crazy people