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IT'S SO HOT...

Thursday, August 02, 2012

IT'S SO HOT in Texas.....the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.
.....the trees are whistling for the dogs.
.....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance
.....hot water comes from both taps.
.....you can make sun tea instantly.
.....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
.....the temperature drops below 90 F and you feel a little chilly.
.....you discover that in July it only takes two fingers to steer your car (one on each hand).
.....you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
.....you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
.....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 5:30 A.M.
.....your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?
.....you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.
.....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.
.....the cows are giving evaporated milk.
.....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.


IT'S SO DRY in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving rain checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!
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DIET_FRIEND 8/4/2012 11:13AM

    We're hot too only it's super-humid along with hot.

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MISSDAISY23 8/3/2012 11:52AM

    I live like about an hour and forty five minutes from Chicago. It's been hot here like COACHPENNY said.



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ALICERIEGER 8/3/2012 7:49AM

    A lot of people will agree with those thoughts

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BARCLE 8/2/2012 3:37PM

    emoticon kinda makes me glad it's winter for me in New Zealand emoticon

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ATLTRAINR 8/2/2012 9:35AM

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BEARGODDESS 8/2/2012 9:05AM

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COACHPENNY 8/2/2012 7:44AM

    Chicago area has felt a lot like TX lately. In fact, we even had a few days where we switched weather entirely with It being hotter here up north. Lake Michigan is on average, 11 degrees warmer than normal and we are breaking records for plus 90 to 100 degree days.

I always said I couldn't live in the south but, the south has migrated north.

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RONNIEHUEY 8/2/2012 2:20AM

    emoticon At least you aren't in Afghanistan. Last week ,my daughter wrote that had been cooler at night lately. It was only 110 instead of the mid 120s. This morning she ran a 5 K in the heat.She is a tuft soldier.

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FITANDFIFTY2 8/2/2012 1:50AM

    Lol!!!

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NAYPOOIE 8/2/2012 1:37AM

    damn! Glad I'm here instead.

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