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Fried Chicken

Saturday, July 28, 2012



Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasnít funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.
Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because
you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person
we admire most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now..."
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COACHPENNY 7/30/2012 10:14AM

    Still laughing................. emoticon

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EMERALDGREEN1 7/29/2012 9:06PM

    Gosh that was SO funny! My mum n
I had such a good laugh over it!

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MISSDAISY23 7/29/2012 6:42PM

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ALICERIEGER 7/29/2012 2:28PM

    I think the the teacer needs to re-phrase her question.

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ATLTRAINR 7/29/2012 10:09AM

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LYNNRODRIGUEZ 7/29/2012 1:24AM

    Oh goodness! I read this aloud to my husband and we were cracking up. I was almost in tears!

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SASIKHASI1 7/29/2012 12:44AM

    Yum, fried chicken, now I am in the office lol.

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NAYPOOIE 7/29/2012 12:37AM

    I like fried chicken. It tastes like chicken.

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EMCMILLON 7/28/2012 7:57PM

    Sounds like someone is going to make friends with the Principal in no time emoticon

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HELEN_BRU 7/28/2012 7:52PM

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USMAWIFE 7/28/2012 7:43PM

    Cute. and the truth let you visit the principal a lot.


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