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Mind Your Portions

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Friday, July 20, 2012

Hey gorgeous,

I moved the content of this blog to its new home, my new blog:

thejigglybits.com/

Feel free to drop by and comment. Just have a good old time.

Hugs.

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ELLENSANGEL 10/5/2012 10:44AM

    I'm there. wouldn't miss it.

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IMJUSTFLUFFY 10/5/2012 10:00AM

    This is just a repeat...Love all your blogs!
Yes, write the book!
Hugs, R

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DEFINEMINE 9/16/2012 5:47PM

    Working on saying "NO" to cray-cray's in communication class. I wish you were the professor. Thanks for another awesome blog. Keeps me sparking!

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IMKFOX 9/12/2012 3:40PM

    I'm laughing (silently) so hard at my desk right now I am thankful my office is right across from the ladies room. Mind your portions indeed! Love you, love your show!
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DEE0973 9/10/2012 1:53PM

    I'm cracking up. Love, love your blogs. I agree with the other posts, you need to write a bog. Or add your blogs as short stories....

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BARBARAWEBSTER 9/9/2012 9:16PM

    Cybermama has been missing cyberbabygirl. So glad to see you have new blogs for me to read. I loves ya. Happy Happy Hug Hug B

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HEALTHYGURLVA 8/27/2012 5:21PM

    As usual - Love it!! I think we should start a title contest for your book :-D "Teeny's Lesson's in Life (and the office)" Ok - that one needs work.. ;) Go Girl! Love reading your blogs! emoticon emoticon emoticon

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JODYELLEN57 8/27/2012 7:40AM

    CRAYDAR!!! I'm a psych nurse and I've never heard this one. Brilliant! I also want to buy your book.

I've been out of touch for a while, I let some mamadrama get in my way, but I'm back now and really enjoying your blogs!

Shine on!

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ONE6OH 8/25/2012 5:41AM

    You have no idea how much I look forward to your blogs. (Yes I have a life!) I am now using craydar and hoping you write a book. Love it !

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DEESFIT4LIFE 8/22/2012 12:44AM

    lol You crack me up. Sorry to hear about your crying coworker. how annoying yet I have one at my office too! She sits on the other side of my cubicle wall. crazy!

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1D1W1Y 8/21/2012 4:48PM

    Just used your Craydar :)


I am waiting to pre order your book on Amazon :)

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MOMASAURUS 8/21/2012 2:22PM

    I still think you work in my building. Don't try to hide it anymore!
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CARRIEMT 8/21/2012 10:31AM

    So thankful we don't have any wet blankets at work. When I have a problem- I go to my shrink- she shrinks me and I go back to work.

Love your blogs!!!!

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CRYSTALJEM 8/18/2012 10:37AM

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LIGHTHOUSE23 8/17/2012 9:43PM

    I don't know how I missed this one, but it was so funny and so true.

'KISKIM'.....Shut the front door.....I love it!!!!! emoticon


Thanks for being your awesome self!! emoticon

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GETSLIM121 8/17/2012 6:30PM

    Funny fun fun!!!!!!!like it! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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BEYOURBEST1 8/15/2012 12:29PM

    Your blog is very true and is a lot if fun at the same time. I don't know how you do it, but your blogs are always great.

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CHRIS3874 8/14/2012 10:28PM

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SHARON10002 8/14/2012 9:55PM

    As always, thanks for making me laugh, Teeny. I can just picture you at work with all the crazies. emoticon I don't know how I missed this blog for this long! But, now I get a double dose cause you have another! . . . Oh wait, I think I'll save that for another day. I'll have to ration your blogs. Too much of a good thing is not a good thing! Everything in moderation. . . I'll be needing a good laugh tomorrow or another day. I'll have you know that the suspense is already killing me!
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WATERMELLEN 8/4/2012 11:51AM

    HOW did I miss this when you first posted it?? Never mind, TWO TB blogs in one day is stupendous fun!!

If the most debilitating addiction is addiction to the approval of others, I'm thinking you've conquered it. Entirely. Permanently.


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ERINMARIE424 8/3/2012 11:03PM

    Don't know how I missed this before! Too funny! Your blogs are such a treat!
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SNOWANGELDIVA 8/3/2012 3:27PM

    Awesomesauce is an epic standard word in my home since you introduced it. I am now embracing more TeenyBikini vocabulary. It will cause concern from a few in my life, but, I will also be using your Relationship filing system and I'm sure they'd be labelled KISKIM and filed accordingly.

Your way to supervise kids and mine are identical...I've got a screamer (not to be associated with the STD issue) and my rules of engagement are, "You better be missing an appendage if you're choosing that volume to comminicate with me." I'd give you details of the threat attached, but, I wanna stay off the 'Craydar' a little longer.

As for STD the crybaby and her back stabbing, eyeball piercing potential; I'm pretty sure she's just playing with one of those bulk plastic picnic knives. Just keep her on her side of the divider where she can't reach you. Cuz, I'm pretty sure she's
a) too lazy to come get you
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b) has poor aim so throwing the plastic knife would be a frivilous endeavour. I don't think it'd get very far anyway and she'd probably just curl up in a ball and pout about it.

You bring me joy. You're divine.

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TARAFROMTX1 8/2/2012 3:39PM

    Wow I don't know how but some how I am just now finding this! As always I loved it and I am a big fan!! The way you put things... WOW! Thanks for sharing your awesome nus!! emoticon

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ONEWAYSTREET 8/2/2012 9:24AM

  Now I know why I work with men.
The KISS mentality is alive 'n' well with them.
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Fluffy earmuffs are looking good! I'm sure you can get kitty cat ones.
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MICHELLE_391 8/1/2012 9:43PM

    My god you're brilliant! Your blogs are sadly few these days, but it does make it extra special when you do post!

There is always a drama queen at every party, and try as I may, they follow me around. I fight them off, but they cling, cling, cling. So I either tune them out, or I pay for it. Dearly.

And emoticon (This is instead of a penis emoticon, which is surprisingly absent from Spark's arsenal) I so agree with you on that one. Don't Sh*t where eat!

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CTUPTON 8/1/2012 8:13PM

    emoticon Blogger! Thanks again! Chris

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SOCKITTOME 8/1/2012 1:01AM

    Girl, your blogs are totally priceless! You should seriously consider writing a book! Rock on, sweet thang!

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LUCKYONE60 8/1/2012 12:28AM

    Oh dear. The made-up names, like blogger's names, just kill me. I 'm gonna use your formula for all the cray -crays st my work. Thanks as usual for the laugh and nod of recognition, because you always find a way to share your inner dialogue that sounds like what we all want to say, but just can't find the words as well as you. Crack me up all the way to the bank...

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LIZZIEM10 7/30/2012 11:40PM

    TEENY, you have done it again!
Thanks for the stellar reminder that I am the one in my life I have to worry about, love, nurture, and fuss over. Everyone else, if it's a bad day, can take a long walk off a very short pier.... If it's a worse day, they can piss right off.
I love you!

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LILMISSRED79 7/30/2012 2:31PM

    Your blogs are such a treat. Thank you for this- you just made my Monday much better!

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IMJUSTFLUFFY 7/30/2012 11:13AM

    I went back to work at a "family" run restaurant I'd worked at 8 years prior! Funny...my hubby remembered all the drama & warned me not to go back! ha ha ha....boo hoo...he was so right!
Drama going on all the time! But it's only for the summer and that's almost over! Talk about a dysfunctional mess!
Love your blogs they are so divine!
And I've agreed before...you would be a great writer & I would be in line for your first book!
Rhonda

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FAERY_FACE 7/30/2012 9:43AM

    As always you put a smile on my face. You are a fantastic writer and I now have new names for the people in my office. emoticon

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DENNETJ 7/30/2012 6:43AM

    lol

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TRI_BABE 7/29/2012 10:17PM

    I so don't miss office life! One of the many things I was able to leave behind by being laid off :) I think people thought I was the b!tch because I obviously didn't care about their crap... Great writing - makes me happy for what I have.

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SANDIEMAC1 7/29/2012 3:17AM

    5G's huh? i like that...but then again i think drag queens are the bomb! eevery girl needs one in her life! you always make my day with your blogs....you're a "keeper" on my list girl!

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MYRTROSE 7/28/2012 5:56PM

    Isn't it great when you release yourself from pretending to care?
I have wasted years...

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MUSTANG_SALLY2 7/26/2012 2:57PM

    I so needed this today. Your blogs make me laugh. I hear my BFF's voice when I did the favorite drag queen, Latrice Royale. Too funny.

I'm sorry your life is challenging but if you keep writing these funny blogs about it, someone, oh not me, is going to keep wishing these situations on you! (Aren't they mean???)

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GEECHEGIRL4 7/26/2012 2:29PM

  ok, everyone agrees with me....when are you going to write a book? your thoughts and blogs are amazing.....love it, you described the area I work in perfectly.....so you know you are not alone!!!!!!! Its a crazy world out there!!! Keep on Sparking!!! emoticon best writer award

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NVRDWN88 7/26/2012 2:08PM

    Great read

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MOMMY445 7/26/2012 1:22PM

    i,too,loved reading this!

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TALLGIRLX3 7/26/2012 9:11AM

    Craydar... sale at Target.... Baaaahahahahaha! You crack me up!

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PEWTERBUNNY 7/26/2012 12:30AM

    You are so clever.... and accurate! Love you! emoticon

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MARYHENNIG 7/25/2012 10:38PM

  SO CUTE

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GEMINIGEM6 7/25/2012 9:57PM

    Cute. :)

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JUSTFOXXY 7/25/2012 8:06PM

    I am so thankful I have a door I can close. emoticon

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CUDDLYPOLARBEAR 7/25/2012 7:12PM

    Loved reading this....

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CHUBRUB3 7/25/2012 5:41PM

    Teeny you never cease to amaze, amuse and motivate me.
Love your blog and thoughts.
Hugs,
Angela

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KARENE10 7/25/2012 5:26PM

    Another emoticon blog! I just started a new job and LOTS of drama. Already over these new people. I would love to borrow your idea of babysitting rules:)

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FIREFLY_MEDIC 7/25/2012 3:45PM

    :)

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