I'm laughing (silently) so hard at my desk right now I am thankful my office is right across from the ladies room. Mind your portions indeed! Love you, love your show!
As usual - Love it!! I think we should start a title contest for your book :-D "Teeny's Lesson's in Life (and the office)" Ok - that one needs work.. ;) Go Girl! Love reading your blogs!
lol You crack me up. Sorry to hear about your crying coworker. how annoying yet I have one at my office too! She sits on the other side of my cubicle wall. crazy!
As always, thanks for making me laugh, Teeny. I can just picture you at work with all the crazies. I don't know how I missed this blog for this long! But, now I get a double dose cause you have another! . . . Oh wait, I think I'll save that for another day. I'll have to ration your blogs. Too much of a good thing is not a good thing! Everything in moderation. . . I'll be needing a good laugh tomorrow or another day. I'll have you know that the suspense is already killing me!
Awesomesauce is an epic standard word in my home since you introduced it. I am now embracing more TeenyBikini vocabulary. It will cause concern from a few in my life, but, I will also be using your Relationship filing system and I'm sure they'd be labelled KISKIM and filed accordingly.
Your way to supervise kids and mine are identical...I've got a screamer (not to be associated with the STD issue) and my rules of engagement are, "You better be missing an appendage if you're choosing that volume to comminicate with me." I'd give you details of the threat attached, but, I wanna stay off the 'Craydar' a little longer.
As for STD the crybaby and her back stabbing, eyeball piercing potential; I'm pretty sure she's just playing with one of those bulk plastic picnic knives. Just keep her on her side of the divider where she can't reach you. Cuz, I'm pretty sure she's a) too lazy to come get you and b) has poor aim so throwing the plastic knife would be a frivilous endeavour. I don't think it'd get very far anyway and she'd probably just curl up in a ball and pout about it.
Wow I don't know how but some how I am just now finding this! As always I loved it and I am a big fan!! The way you put things... WOW! Thanks for sharing your awesome nus!!
Now I know why I work with men. The KISS mentality is alive 'n' well with them. Fluffy earmuffs are looking good! I'm sure you can get kitty cat ones. LOL
My god you're brilliant! Your blogs are sadly few these days, but it does make it extra special when you do post!
There is always a drama queen at every party, and try as I may, they follow me around. I fight them off, but they cling, cling, cling. So I either tune them out, or I pay for it. Dearly.
And (This is instead of a penis emoticon, which is surprisingly absent from Spark's arsenal) I so agree with you on that one. Don't Sh*t where eat!
Oh dear. The made-up names, like blogger's names, just kill me. I 'm gonna use your formula for all the cray -crays st my work. Thanks as usual for the laugh and nod of recognition, because you always find a way to share your inner dialogue that sounds like what we all want to say, but just can't find the words as well as you. Crack me up all the way to the bank...
TEENY, you have done it again! Thanks for the stellar reminder that I am the one in my life I have to worry about, love, nurture, and fuss over. Everyone else, if it's a bad day, can take a long walk off a very short pier.... If it's a worse day, they can piss right off. I love you!
I went back to work at a "family" run restaurant I'd worked at 8 years prior! Funny...my hubby remembered all the drama & warned me not to go back! ha ha ha....boo hoo...he was so right! Drama going on all the time! But it's only for the summer and that's almost over! Talk about a dysfunctional mess! Love your blogs they are so divine! And I've agreed before...you would be a great writer & I would be in line for your first book! Rhonda
I so don't miss office life! One of the many things I was able to leave behind by being laid off :) I think people thought I was the b!tch because I obviously didn't care about their crap... Great writing - makes me happy for what I have.
5G's huh? i like that...but then again i think drag queens are the bomb! eevery girl needs one in her life! you always make my day with your blogs....you're a "keeper" on my list girl!
I so needed this today. Your blogs make me laugh. I hear my BFF's voice when I did the favorite drag queen, Latrice Royale. Too funny.
I'm sorry your life is challenging but if you keep writing these funny blogs about it, someone, oh not me, is going to keep wishing these situations on you! (Aren't they mean???)
ok, everyone agrees with me....when are you going to write a book? your thoughts and blogs are amazing.....love it, you described the area I work in perfectly.....so you know you are not alone!!!!!!! Its a crazy world out there!!! Keep on Sparking!!! best writer award
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