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Carpenter's Distance

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The lawyer for the defendant was trying to discredit him and asked him how far away he was from the accident.

The carpenter replied, "Twenty-seven feet, six and one-half inches."

"What? How come you are so sure of that distance?" asked the lawyer.

"Well, I knew sooner or later some idiot would ask me. So I measured it!" replied the carpenter.

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
ALICERIEGER 7/19/2012 10:41AM

    That is what I call thinking ahead.

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EGALITAIRE 7/18/2012 2:27PM

    Carpenters credo - I have 12" but I don't use it as a rule.

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NAYPOOIE 7/18/2012 2:04PM

    Love a smart ass.

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