Monday, July 16, 2012
A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that
he had just met the woman of his dreams! Now what should
he do? His mother advised: "Send her flowers, and on the card
invite her to your place for a home-cooked meal!"
So that's what he did. His mother called the day after the big
date to see how things had gone. "The evening was a disaster,"
"Why, didn't she come over?" asked his mother.
"Oh, she came over, but she refused to cook..."