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The Blonde and the Ventriloquist


Sunday, July 15, 2012

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''

The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''
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REXTINE1 7/16/2012 12:15PM

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ALICERIEGER 7/15/2012 10:09PM

    Sounds about right

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VDALE4 7/15/2012 9:53PM

    Yes that was a funny one, LOL Thanks for brightening our day !

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SASIKHASI1 7/15/2012 8:40PM

    LOL

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BARCLE 7/15/2012 2:19AM

    that's one I just couldn't help but laugh out loud at - love it!! emoticon

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FITANDFIFTY2 7/15/2012 2:14AM

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REGILIEH 7/15/2012 1:55AM

    Oh dear!

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LJ32920 7/15/2012 1:52AM

  Groan. Why am I laughing?

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