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Thursday, July 12, 2012

Found this today and had to share it. Enjoy. Author is unknown.

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Do you have to tell it all?
Where do you get the glaring right
To make my clothes look just too tight?
I think I'm fine but I can see you
won't cooperate with me;
The way you let the shadows play
You'd think my hair was getting gray
What's that, you say? A double chin?
No, that's the way the light comes in;
If you persist in peering so
You'll confiscate my facial glow,
And then if you're not hanging straight
You'll tell me next I'm gaining weight;
I'm really quite upset with you
For giving this distorted view;
I hate you being smug and wise -
O, look what's happened to my thighs!
I warn you now, O mirrored wall,
Since we're not on speaking terms at all,
If I look like this in my new jeans
You'll find yourself in smithereens!!!

~~~Author Unknown

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
POOH_BEAR_69 7/19/2012 10:53PM

    Very cute! emoticon emoticon

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TRACYZABELLE 7/16/2012 1:21AM


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MOMMA_BEAR_69 7/14/2012 6:04PM

    This is great!!! Thank you. I think someone replaced my mirror with one of those from the theme parks like Kennywood. ROTFL

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BELTONWALKER67 7/14/2012 10:25AM

    That was great! Thank you for sharing with us! emoticon

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JAMER123 7/13/2012 11:44PM

    CUTE!! Mirrors tell it like it is! Thanks! emoticon emoticon

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GOOZLEBEAR 7/13/2012 9:02PM

    Love that!!!!! emoticon

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OPALMOON 7/13/2012 11:43AM


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AZURELITE 7/13/2012 7:56AM


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WILLOW49 7/12/2012 9:14PM

    hehe, cute!

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TWEETYKC00 7/12/2012 8:23PM


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TEDDYBEARGIRL 7/12/2012 7:52PM


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NELLIEC 7/12/2012 6:28PM

    Those mirrors have a bad habit of doing that -- especially if the light is harsh!

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