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The Chapstick Story

Sunday, July 08, 2012

Got this from a friend and it's just too rich not to share...…also, do you know where your chapstick has been? Oh, and now I know why I never had kids!

Mary Kay supplied this little offering:
Happy Sunday the 8th of July, folks, which is neither Mothers' Day nor Fathers' Day but I'm certain all of us will be edified to know that when Jack left this vale of tears and some chuckles, he was thoroughly unchapped.

We had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap all day long on the mat in our bathroom. We have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years old, 3 years old and 1 year old.

The middle one is Eli. Eli really loved chap stick. LOVED it. He kept asking to use my chap stick and then losing it.

Finally one day I showed him where in the bathroom that I kept my chapstick and explained he could use it whenever he wanted to but he needed to put it right back in the drawer after he finished because I used it sometimes several times a day.

That year, on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush around to try to get ready for church with everyone crying and carrying on. My two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal box.

I am trying to nurse my little one at the same time I am putting on my make-up. Everything is a mess and everyone has long forgotten that this is a wonderful day to honor me and the amazing job that is Motherhood.

We finally have the older one and the baby loaded in the car, and I am looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere and I finally go into the bathroom.

There was Eli. He was applying my chap stick very carefully to Jack's rear end. Eli looked right into my eyes and said, "chapped..."

Now if you have a cat, you know that he is right - their little bottoms do look pretty chapped. And, frankly, Jack didn't seem to mind. And the only question to ask at that point was whether it was the FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or the hundredth!?!

And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever, because it reminds us that no matter how hard we try to civilize these glorious little creatures, there will always be that day when you realize......they've been using your chapstick on the cat's butt.

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
MISSDAISY23 7/9/2012 11:29PM

    ... glorious little creatures! emoticon

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ALICERIEGER 7/9/2012 9:43AM

    Great story

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BOO-SHAY 7/8/2012 7:44PM

    emoticon emoticon Way too funny! and so true for kids.

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    Oh my gosh, this was hilarious! emoticon

Years ago when my friend in another state had a toddler, we were talking on the phone and she was going on and on about the joys of motherhood and how kids were so precious and wonderful. Then she abruptly said "hang on a minute, the baby's eating out of the dog dish." It STILL cracks me up, and the "baby" is in his 20's now.

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NAYPOOIE 7/8/2012 5:15PM

    Too funny!

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JATHUENER 7/8/2012 5:11PM

    that is priceless i enjoyed that

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MERMAID524 7/8/2012 5:04PM

    OMG! I really needed that laugh! What a wonderful story! We had a cat like that who was born about the same time as my daughter ... she could carry him around by the tail and he wouldn't mind. Funny, funny story! emoticon emoticon

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