Joke of the week - LAWS OF COMPUTING
Saturday, July 07, 2012
When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
The first place to look for informationis in the section of the manual where you'd least expect to find it.
When the going gets tough, upgrade. A complex system that doesn't work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do.