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Mornings Are Evil


Tuesday, July 03, 2012

My eyes popped open this morning as my alarm went off and I groaned. I am definitely not a morning person. I reacted how most non-morning people would.

I rolled over and went back to sleep.

I should have jumped right up, put my gym clothes on, and headed to the gym with a smile on my face. Instead I put a blanket over my head (actually, a sheet - it's too hot for blankets) and pretended that mornings are a figment of my imagination.

You know what happened?

Yoda.

Yeah. I fell back asleep and there was Yoda, annoying me in my dream and telling me how awesome the gym was and how my goals were attainable as long as I work for them. Also, for some reason he was riding a bike in my apartment.

You know how sometimes when you're kind of asleep you suddenly feel like you're falling and your body reacts as if it's true? Yup. That happened and I was awake again.

I put on my workout clothes, ate some oatmeal, and headed to the gym to lift my weights.

Yoda wasn't there or I'd have glared at him for guilting me in my sleep!

By the time I was done, I felt awesome. Even now I'm tired and yet energized. I'm going again after work and I'm really actually excited about it!

But I swear that if Yoda keeps showing up while I am sleeping, he and I are gonna have ourselves a let-me-sleep-you-dork talk.

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EVILPASSION 7/5/2012 9:13PM

    Amused by this, I am. emoticon

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HELE_LANAKILA 7/5/2012 11:49AM

    Sounds like Yoda has your best interests at heart. *G* Have a great day!

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PIXIEMOM13 7/5/2012 11:24AM

    I am laughing a bit, even as I feel for you...really, I do! I'm not a morning person either. But what dream-Yoda said was true... and I wish I had someone like that to invade my dreams and guilt me into a morning workout..since lately the east coast has had a killer heat wave which makes my normal running routine either harder or not possible.

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KJDOESLIFE 7/5/2012 11:00AM

    He IS the one always telling you to get more sleep, right? And then there he goes, waking you up early LOL. Great job getting to the gym!

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LIABOOTY 7/5/2012 10:11AM

    I think it's emoticon because it's only by pushing yourself that you will get the result you want. Yoda is only acting as your conscience :)

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BERKCHIK 7/4/2012 9:05PM

    Super Cool. Sounds like you handled it well in the end...and you've inspired me to go on my 2nd walk for the day :-) ...I'm off. . . . .... .. . . :-p

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LINDYLIME 7/4/2012 7:41AM

    Hilarious! Now he's invading your dreams.

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DRKATZ 7/3/2012 11:33PM

    Nice! That little voice in your head is working! Congrats!

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IYA_EKUNDAYO 7/3/2012 10:53PM

    I am like you, mornings are not my best time!
Congratulations on conquering the Morning Monster!



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BUBBLEJ1 7/3/2012 5:08PM

    This is probably the most awesome blog I have ever read. Seriously, I'd love to have dreams like that!

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SEXBOBOMB 7/3/2012 4:00PM

    Man of your dreams, hmmm?

(SHIP!)
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KIRAMISU 7/3/2012 2:42PM

    Glad Yoda got you out of bed;-) Im sure you felt much better after the workout.

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RUNNER12COM 7/3/2012 2:08PM

    Heh, whatever it takes to get you moving, right? Good job!

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POISONGIRL999 7/3/2012 1:51PM

    I am not a morning person either, so good for you for making yourself get up.

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ONESTUBBORNTART 7/3/2012 1:47PM

    haha that is awesome!

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GONEWLIFE 7/3/2012 1:41PM

    i hate mornings too ! good for you !

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SHELDONFOSTER 7/3/2012 1:34PM

    great work on making it out of bed :)

morning are the worst for me as well!

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