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Golf Accident

Thursday, June 28, 2012




Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball
headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at
his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me,' she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied.
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his
hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however,he finally allowed her to help. She gently took
his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her
hands slowly and carefully inside.

She then administered a tender and skillful massage for several long moments
and softly asked 'How does that feel'?

Feels wonderful, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!
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MARGEMF 7/15/2012 11:23PM

    Good one! I emoticon for my daily dose!

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    I cannot stop laughing!!!! emoticon

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    Hahahaha

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TEXASFILLY 6/28/2012 12:56PM

    *LMBO* That's hilarious! Thanks, sunshine~ *hugs* BB~ emoticon

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    :)

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    emoticon Sooooo funny

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    that's so funny!

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    Hilarious!! Thanks for sharing!! emoticon emoticon

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    That is a good one! emoticon

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SEATTLE58 6/28/2012 12:22AM

    Oh no, HILARIOUS!!

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0309COOKIE 6/28/2012 12:15AM

    Ah, ha, ha. That was funny.

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