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Saturday, June 23, 2012

DIET FACTS

A diet is a weigh of life.

It's not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it's the seconds.

It's something most of us do religiously: We eat what we want and pray we don't gain weight.

The problem with curbing our appetites is that most of us do it at the drive in window of McDonalds.

The most fattening thing you can put in an ice cream sundae is a spoon.

The biggest drawback to fasting for seven days is that it makes on weak.

Sweets are the destiny that shapes our ends.

Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.

The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.

Diets are for women who not only kept their girlish figure but doubled it.

(Something else found among my papers but don't know where I got it from)

Hope you have a good emoticonand can emoticonall day long.

Have a good weak, I mean week, end all.

I love the play on words.

Irene
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JUNEBUG150 6/28/2012 11:53AM

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BOBBIENORTHERN1 6/26/2012 5:16PM

  I love the play on words also and it really is so true and cute at the same time, thanks Irene

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RAINBOWMF 6/24/2012 7:51AM

    True giggles.

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HAPPYMOM8 6/23/2012 10:36PM

    Too much truth in those giggles!
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NUTINFANCY 6/23/2012 4:55PM

  These are good, thanks for sharing! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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JUDITHWITHROW 6/23/2012 4:02PM

    Very cute.

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GLORIAB73 6/23/2012 11:01AM

    emoticon Gave me the giggles again Irene!
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MONTY68 6/23/2012 10:54AM

   

Irene
thank you for sharing these. They are funny

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LKWQUILTER 6/23/2012 10:30AM

    Thanks for the laughs Irene.

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