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Is that one word or two?

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

IS IT ONE WORD OR TWO ?

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time.

Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.

Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.


They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.

Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.

"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather tentatively.

"I would like it infrequently," she replied.


The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered -

"Is that one word or two?"
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THREEE 5/19/2013 2:35AM

    are you still around?... i saw you were on gastric bypass team...did you do that? how did it work?

hope you are doing well, whichever...sure do enjoy your sense of humor... emoticon

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LINDAMARIEZ1 8/26/2012 1:13PM

    what a hoot!!!!!!! T H A N K S

linda emoticon

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MORTICIAADDAMS 8/3/2012 11:30AM

    ROFLMBO!!!!

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SRHALLIN 6/22/2012 2:18AM

    You know... the answer to that question is fundamental to the nature of the marriage that might (or might not) be forthcoming. :)

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HARPERLADY 6/20/2012 6:18AM

    cute, lol

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SHERYLDS 6/19/2012 1:42PM

    one of my favorite jokes
I think Irving Cohen told it on Johnny Carson

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HUNGRYWOMAN2 6/19/2012 11:41AM

    You really do have an interesting sense of humor! emoticon

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