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ANIMAL VETERINARY TREATMENTS

Thursday, June 14, 2012

When our client's dog lapped up anti-freeze, the veterinarian I work for ordered a unique treatment: an IV drip mixing fluids with vodka. "Go buy the cheapest bottle you can find," he told me.

At the liquor store, I was uneasy buying a liter of cheap booze at ten o'clock in the morning, and I felt compelled to explain things to the clerk. "Believe it or not," I said, "this is for a sick dog."

As I was leaving, the next customer plunked down two bottles of muscatel and announced, "These are for my cats."
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  • ALICERIEGER
    Maybe I should a pei
    1636 days ago
  • SASIKHASI1
    Poor doggie, but I bet the booze neutralizes the anti freeze. Drunk dogs are always the life of the party.
    1636 days ago
  • UMBILICAL
    Animal alcoholism! LOL
    1636 days ago
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