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"Coffee" Quotations

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Almost all my middle-aged and elderly acquaintances, including me, feel about 25, unless we haven't had our coffee, in which case we feel 107.
~Martha Beck

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
~Steven Wright

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?
~Jean Kerr

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard.
~Anne Spencer

I could serve coffee using my rear as a ledge.
~Jennifer Lopez

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.
~T. S. Eliot

I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.
~David Lynch

I never let politics get personal. You can have the most intense, heated debate on issues, and so long as you keep it on issues, you can go out and have coffee afterwards and you're good friends.
~Phil Crane

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
Bill Cosby

Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep.
~Fran Drescher

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.
~Edward Abbey

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
~Earl Wilson

When the honour is given to that scientist personally the happiness is sweet indeed. Science is, on the whole, an informal activity, a life of shirt sleeves and coffee served in beakers.
~George Porter
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  • SAMI2012
    Coffee.....yyyuuummm! emoticon Coffee with a friend, even better.
    1806 days ago
    emoticon 'Even a Bad Cup Of Coffee is better than No Coffee' AMEN!!!

    emoticon Thanks for sharing these! They are wonderful, and I will be using/sharing them myself!!
    1806 days ago
  • LAC936
    Had to really laugh at the Bill Cosby quote since I do the same exact thing. Thanks for sharing.
    1806 days ago
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