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The Pastor's Ass

Sunday, June 10, 2012

The Pastor's Ass



The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and

it won.



The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey

that he entered it in the

race again and it won again.



The local paper read:

PASTOR'S

ASS OUT FRONT.



The Bishop was so upset with this kind of

publicity that he ordered

the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.



The next day the local paper headline

read:



BISHOP

SCRATCHES

PASTOR'S

ASS.



This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid

of the donkey.



The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a

nearby convent.



The local paper, hearing of the news, posted

the following headline

the

next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.



The Bishop fainted.



He informed the Nun that she would have to

get rid of the donkey so

she

sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the paper read:



NUN

SELLS ASS FOR $10.



This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the

donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.



The next day the headlines read:



NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.



The Bishop was buried the next day.

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MARGEMF 6/14/2012 1:10AM

    emoticon Geri, this is just what i needed! : )

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WILSON425 6/12/2012 1:50PM

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JANIEWWJD 6/12/2012 12:51AM

    Funny emoticon

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JOANNS4 6/11/2012 10:06PM

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PHEBESS 6/11/2012 2:15PM

    Too funny!!!!!

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MERRYMARY42 6/11/2012 12:12PM

    another one that I did not know the ending to, good one

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TAGSUIT2 6/11/2012 11:11AM

    emoticon Wow that was a lot of ass going around!!

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JUDY1676 6/11/2012 10:42AM

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MARJORIEWRIGHT 6/11/2012 9:15AM

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YOBETHIE 6/11/2012 8:34AM

    Sad thing is, I could see all that happening in our town . . . only with Baptists!

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JEANNE229 6/11/2012 8:30AM

    :)

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SENATOR9 6/11/2012 8:27AM

    emoticon

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CLAVINOVA 6/11/2012 8:03AM

    Love it - thanks for the laughs!

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ROBBIE53 6/11/2012 7:27AM

    lol

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TWEETYKC00 6/11/2012 5:54AM

    Good One!

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SPARKL3 6/10/2012 10:46PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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NASFKAB 6/10/2012 10:45PM

  funny

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1CRAZYDOG 6/10/2012 10:36PM

    YIKES! Poor bishop!

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ROCKYCPA 6/10/2012 10:00PM

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