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THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Hi sweetheart, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"



MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "£45,000." ;

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £780,000 for it."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of £700,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you really want."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.

He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
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DFROMTX 6/13/2012 4:12AM

    OMG!! There will be a contract on his life when the real owner finds out what he did! emoticon

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IDLETYME 6/11/2012 8:58AM

    That was great! emoticon

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GABY1948 6/11/2012 7:53AM

    LOVE this one! emoticon

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JOHNWBROCKSR777 6/11/2012 7:52AM

    Oh Nooooo.........

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ARTJAC 6/11/2012 2:17AM

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DEE107 6/11/2012 12:00AM

    lol

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OLDERDANDRT 6/10/2012 5:30PM

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LIBELULITA 6/10/2012 3:29PM

    Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Didn't see that one coming!! emoticon

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CRAZYDOGLADYBO 6/10/2012 2:45PM

    OMG Awesome!!!

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HEALTHY4ME 6/10/2012 2:11PM

    OMG can you just imagine! LOL

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KATHRYNLP 6/10/2012 12:20PM

    He'll get the boot from the Club for sure... emoticon emoticon

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JOANOFSPARK 6/10/2012 12:02PM

    *snicker* that is so funny..... emoticon totally cracked me up. emoticon

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GERIKRAGH 6/10/2012 11:52AM

    That is so horrible but so funny.

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LOVESLIFE13 6/10/2012 11:41AM

    Oh my!!! emoticon

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SHAWFAN 6/10/2012 10:37AM

    emoticon YIKES!!!!!!!

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MEADSBAY 6/10/2012 10:28AM

    hahahahahahaha!
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SENATOR9 6/10/2012 10:02AM

    Better not be my phone emoticon

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