Friday, June 08, 2012
for about 2 minutes...
Today while I was out on my run a van full of boys drove by. Typically i wouldn't have noticed except for that they slowed down and were looking at me like I was the most disgusting thing to walk the earth EVER. The faces they were making while they were pointing obviously caught my attention. I was like Seriously????? As the van went passed and turned the corner I was crushed and then I had the heart wrenching fear they were going to circle around and do it again. I mean come on. I'm not a svelte pretty young thing but you didn't have to make me feel like I was scum of the earth while I'm out trying to get healthier.
Then I realized this is why I HATE BOYS oh yes it's true. This is why I didn't date in high school. This is why I'm with my wonderful MAN who understands me loves me regardless of my shape size etc... I'm 28 and I STILL thing BOYS my age are awful so imagine a van full of 18-22 year olds. KILL ME NOW! NO WAIT! EFF THAT I HOPE YOU LITTLE BASTARDS GET A FLAT! That's much better. I AM KILLING IT! I AM SQUATING, LUNGING, LEG LIFTING BIKE RIDING, RUNNING WTF!!!!! I am Short. I am Thick. I am 5'3'' 189 pounds of chunk. Get over it!
Then my mind wandered to I wonder what kind of undies everyone else run's in because these boy shorts are NOT DOING IT FOR ME TODAY! Then I covertly tried to adjust only to turn around and see a super fit dude jogging with his dog RIGHT BEHIND ME. MORTIFICATION. I just hope he understands That I needed so badly to adjust. I mean he's jogging he should understand the constraints of stretchy running clothes right?
Blarg I say get over it but I'm still pissed. Not crushed EFF THEM. But I am angry still. Insert my super old ladiness here. I THINK the stupid rotten egomaniacal children of today are AWFUL. I think watching Jersey Shore and thinking the only thing that matters are hot girls who are DTF, and fake tans and trading STD'S is awful. I think thinking that you are the coolest person to grace this planet with your presence is annoying! I feel sorry for you all when you have to grow the F*CK up and get real jobs. Oh P.S. more than half of you will probably get married, have kids, lose your hair YAY NO MORE STUPID GUIDO HAIRCUT, and GET FAT!!!!!
**SIGH** Ok So I'm a little bummed that these little SH*TS took the wind out of my sails. Before they did this I was stoked because I was having to keep pulling my running pants up. I bought these pants, and they were always a bit tight. It was a last minute thing we were going biking I was wearing jeans I needed something more comfortable and sadly these pants while a bit too tight were the largest size the store had that day. The pants are a large. They are now fitting still comfortable but loose and when I run sometimes I have to hike them up. This was huge for me and I was so excited to come home and blog about it. Now I'm just kind of Blah. Anyhow my run was a minute slower no biggie. I got a shower in when I got home. Maybe I'll take a nap this afternoon. I have a birthday BBQ to go to later good thing it's bring your own meat so I can have some chicken or something. I was going to bake something but now I'm just tired and I don't really feel like it :/ Weigh in tomorrow eep. Hope everyone is having a much better friday!