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January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Tuesday, June 05, 2012

January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Terrorists Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

It was also discovered that 535 congressional representatives have no balls.
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  • v -POLEDANCEGIRL-
    Love it!! Especially since I was felt up yesterday when I was flying! UGH
    1479 days ago
  • v BOBBIENORTHERN1
    this is priceless LOL
    1480 days ago
  • v HEALTHIERKEN
    I knew this would be funny when I saw the title, but I had no idea it would *so* funny, and so ironically true!
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    1481 days ago
  • v JERZGURL_NAN
    now that was a fun way to sign off and head for work.

    I'm guessing there are a few more hemorrhoids out there than that stat but perhaps the January weather kept many home.

    thanks for the chuckle.

    btw - no natural blonde hair on my head - all were paid for - expect that they are currently natually green from swimming laps this week.

    Oh the sacrifices we have to make to keep up with SP Challenges. :)
    1481 days ago
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