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January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Tuesday, June 05, 2012

January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Terrorists Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

It was also discovered that 535 congressional representatives have no balls.
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-POLEDANCEGIRL- 6/6/2012 4:54PM

    Love it!! Especially since I was felt up yesterday when I was flying! UGH

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BOBBIENORTHERN1 6/5/2012 5:32PM

  this is priceless LOL

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HEALTHIERKEN 6/5/2012 11:12AM

    I knew this would be funny when I saw the title, but I had no idea it would *so* funny, and so ironically true!
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JERZGURL_NAN 6/5/2012 7:41AM

    now that was a fun way to sign off and head for work.

I'm guessing there are a few more hemorrhoids out there than that stat but perhaps the January weather kept many home.

thanks for the chuckle.

btw - no natural blonde hair on my head - all were paid for - expect that they are currently natually green from swimming laps this week.

Oh the sacrifices we have to make to keep up with SP Challenges. :)

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