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Helping an Overweight Blonde

Sunday, June 03, 2012

An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds.

The blonde followed the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the pesky twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results.

At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question: "How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?"

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ALICERIEGER 6/4/2012 10:40AM


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RANDOM00B 6/3/2012 10:46AM

    emoticon Thanks much for the joke!

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GRANDMA624 6/3/2012 10:29AM

  I guess that's why I don't run. emoticon emoticon

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BEARGODDESS 6/3/2012 6:55AM


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BARCLE 6/3/2012 1:11AM

    lol - that was funny emoticon

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SMILES650 6/3/2012 12:29AM

  Brilliant! .......thanks so much for sharing. emoticon

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