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A doctor was addressing a large audience

Thursday, May 31, 2012

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Red meat is awful, soft drinks corrode your stomach lining, Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and
softly said, 'Wedding cake.'

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VICIOUS421 6/6/2012 10:21PM

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MEWHENRYSMAMA 6/2/2012 12:07AM

    It is the high fructose sugars in that dang cake! And if you eat that plastic bride and groom, it can do damage!
Love,
Mary

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IDLETYME 6/1/2012 3:07PM

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FITNESSMONSTER8 6/1/2012 10:09AM

    Good one!

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RUARUGBYNUT2 6/1/2012 10:07AM

    emoticon good job he did not say his wife,s cooking ,now that would be dangerous!

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Russ

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MSLZZY 6/1/2012 9:26AM

    Oh, that was bad! LOL!

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    Cute Mel!

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    oh, too funny! emoticon

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1BEACHWALKER 6/1/2012 12:09AM

    Yay-- Tampa FL!!! That is in my neck of the woods!!!
That was a cute one!! emoticon

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KRISTINGETSFIT 5/31/2012 11:46PM

    Haha!!

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I.M.MAGIC 5/31/2012 11:31PM

    Ouch!

LOL

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    Oh dear... Papa's not happy! emoticon emoticon

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ASRMOM 5/31/2012 9:29PM

    I am feeling this one tonight!

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MRS_ASCOTT 5/31/2012 9:03PM

    Love it! Hahah, thanks!

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PJBONARRIGO 5/31/2012 8:58PM

    LOL Thanks for posting :-)

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