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Warmhearted Lawyer?

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You may come with us too."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!"
"Bring them all as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind.
Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high."
Come on now...you really didn't think there was such a thing as a heartwarming lawyer story...did you?
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MARGEMF 6/3/2012 10:38PM

    One can wish. Thanx for my daily dose. emoticon

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CLADY326 6/1/2012 3:30PM

    LOL, that was a good one!!

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JUDY1676 5/30/2012 7:45PM

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JANIEWWJD 5/30/2012 12:34AM

    You got me on that one!!! emoticon

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MERRYMARY42 5/29/2012 8:09PM

    This is really what I expected, first time, I was not surprised lol

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LOSTLIME 5/29/2012 7:05PM

    Great ending! emoticon

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0309COOKIE 5/29/2012 3:55PM

    That was a good one. Didn' see that coming.t

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TWEETYKC00 5/29/2012 2:37PM

    Good one!

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WILSON425 5/29/2012 1:33PM

    The creep! I thought he was going to feed them then charge 500 an hour! LOL

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IDLETYME 5/29/2012 12:58PM

    I was so proud of the lawyer - then - oops!! emoticon

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1CRAZYDOG 5/29/2012 12:26PM

    Uh oh . . . that wasn't the ending **I** was expecting! HEE HEE

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