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Hospital Joke!!!!

Monday, May 28, 2012





A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your face and hands."

H struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands."

The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so marched over to inquire what was wrong.

"Sister," he mumbled, "are my testicles black?"

Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, had a right good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "nothing wrong with them!"

At this, the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again, "Are my test results back?" emoticon


emoticonMary Anne


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STARKCOUNTYGAL 6/4/2012 1:21AM

    oh my, that was a little on the dirty side for you, but a little amusing too...

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SAL2525 6/1/2012 6:44AM

    Oh my that was FUNNY! I love your jokes they bring a real smile to my face!

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MOMMA_BEAR_69 5/28/2012 7:57PM

    emoticon ROTFLMBO!!! Dear husband and I roared with laughter when I read this out loud to him!!
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KITT52 5/28/2012 7:06PM

    so very funny....


emoticon to those who fought so I can have the freedom to be me....

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    LOL

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Hope you had a good Holiday Weekend. And glad you recognised the reason we celebrate Memorial Day! emoticon

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    So funny!!!!!!

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