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The Dirty Bird


Saturday, May 26, 2012

A woman wanted a pet to keep her company at home while her husband was at work and the children were at school. She decided a parrot would fill her needs nicely. It wouldn't be as much work as a dog or cat and it would be very interesting to hear it speak. Unfortunately, they were quite expensive.
One day on a shopping trip, she spotted a large beautifully colored parrot and asked the owner the price. He told her $50.00. Delighted with the price, she agreed to buy it. Before accepting her money, the owner said, "I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a brothel. Sometimes it says some pretty
..well, embarrassing stuff". The woman was so attracted to the bird and the price that she bought it.
When she got home she placed the bird's cage in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird studied his new surroundings and his new owner and finally said. "New home, New Madam". The woman was a little taken by the implication but decided it really wasn't that bad.
When her two daughters came from school, the bird looked them over and said, "New home, New Madam, New Girls". After their initial surprise was over, the girls joined their mother in laughter.
Shortly after 5:00 PM, the woman's husband came home from work. The bird looked at him, the mother and the girls and said, "New home, new Madam, new girls ......Hi Sam!!!
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ARTJAC 4/8/2013 11:27PM

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JOYCECAIN 6/11/2012 4:22PM

    THESE ARE JUST HILARIOUS.

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WILSON425 6/8/2012 10:46PM

    Doesn't sound like Sam is in for a good night. LOL

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HICKOK-HALEY 6/3/2012 4:28AM

    That was a good one!

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DOLLYHOLLY 5/29/2012 10:04PM

    Oh my, hubby's in trouble! emoticon

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PURPLEPEONY 5/28/2012 11:42PM

    lol...Sam is in trouble emoticon

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KITKATSGRACE 5/28/2012 9:02PM

    Funny stuff!!!

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REXTINE1 5/27/2012 4:46PM

    emoticon Poor Sam.

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SENATOR9 5/27/2012 10:10AM

    Sam is in deep trouble

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THAIBEAUKITTY 5/27/2012 7:58AM

    Hee! Hee!

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OPALMOON 5/27/2012 4:50AM

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Hi Nancy, hope you are doing well - have a great weekend!

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Hugs, Nattacia

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MOTLEM 5/26/2012 11:32PM

    So funny. emoticon emoticon emoticon

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JATHUENER 5/26/2012 3:38PM

    oops! good one

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JSALERNO 5/26/2012 12:58PM

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JENJEN1004 5/26/2012 12:14PM

    For the record, what's the deal with BONDMANUS2002's comment? Was he being rude? And is that the reason why no one can access his page. Hmmmmm...

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JENJEN1004 5/26/2012 12:10PM

    OMG that's so funny!!!!!!!

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KATHRYNLP 5/26/2012 11:35AM

    Ut-Oh!!! Maybe it was worth the $50.00 after all... emoticon emoticon

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JULIA_211 5/26/2012 11:30AM

    Oh No! emoticon

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NEW-CAZ 5/26/2012 11:17AM

    emoticon emoticon priceless

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NANCYRUBIO 5/26/2012 11:08AM

    Such Fun~~~ emoticon

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HELEN_BRU 5/26/2012 10:51AM

    Priceless! emoticon

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BONDMANUS2002 5/26/2012 10:47AM

  ok

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