The Dirty Bird
Saturday, May 26, 2012
A woman wanted a pet to keep her company at home while her husband was at work and the children were at school. She decided a parrot would fill her needs nicely. It wouldn't be as much work as a dog or cat and it would be very interesting to hear it speak. Unfortunately, they were quite expensive.
One day on a shopping trip, she spotted a large beautifully colored parrot and asked the owner the price. He told her $50.00. Delighted with the price, she agreed to buy it. Before accepting her money, the owner said, "I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a brothel. Sometimes it says some pretty
..well, embarrassing stuff". The woman was so attracted to the bird and the price that she bought it.
When she got home she placed the bird's cage in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird studied his new surroundings and his new owner and finally said. "New home, New Madam". The woman was a little taken by the implication but decided it really wasn't that bad.
When her two daughters came from school, the bird looked them over and said, "New home, New Madam, New Girls". After their initial surprise was over, the girls joined their mother in laughter.
Shortly after 5:00 PM, the woman's husband came home from work. The bird looked at him, the mother and the girls and said, "New home, new Madam, new girls ......Hi Sam!!!